​I bet you all thought I was dead. Sadly for you, I’m still kicking around and have decided to stop being lazy and finally write something. 

Now, I can’t remember the exact date that I last wrote a blog post (I know I could look it up, but I guess I haven’t completely kicked my laziness), but since then, a lot of things have happened not just to me, but to society in general. Highlights include letting the Lorax’s evil twin into the White House, said evil twin trying to literally and figuratively rip apart the country, and Beyoncé announcing her pregnancy and giving a Grammy performance that, if I’m being completely honest, was more than a little bit pretentious (if this post ends abruptly, it’s because the Beyhive has come and taken me away). But aside from what you already knew, I bet you’re all really wondering what’s been going on with little old me. Well, I did go to Tennessee and do another set of unified auditions. But to be honest, I feel like talking about that experience would just be a rehash of my experience in North Carolina the previous month (hell, I even did the same monologue and song). So, once again, I have nothing of substance to offer. Sorry, I guess.
But I’m not going to not post anything (if this goes up, then it’s a little too late for that, anyway). Instead, I’m going to post this with the vow that I will try to kick my laziness and write more, even if I don’t think what I have to say is very interesting (inconceivable, I know). So, if nothing has gone up in a while, please don’t hesitate to call me out on it, because God knows I need a solid kick in the ass every now and then.